BREAKING: A Man Is Threatening To Release Speaker Mike Johnson's GRINDR Profile And IP Address Unless He Swears-In Adelita Grijalva "By Wednesday!"

I always wondered if the MAGA Mike Johnson gay/GRINDR rumors were true, look's like we might find out by mid week!

September 29, 2025

In the twisted choose-your-own-adventure that is modern American politics, we’ve officially entered the Grindr blackmail chapter of the Golden Era of Trump’s America!

📲 Over the weekend, an anonymous man dropped a viral video on X (formerly Twitter) with a bizarre ultimatum for House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-LA):
Swear in Rep.-elect Adelita Grijalva (D-AZ) by Wednesday—thus triggering the 218th signature to force a House vote on the long-stalled Jeffrey Epstein files—or he’ll release what he claims is Johnson’s secret Grindr profile.

He seemed pretty confident…

And no, you’re not hallucinating. That’s real.

So is this one…

This stranger claims to have screenshots, IP data, and a selfie allegedly tied to a Grindr account belonging to Johnson. It’s being positioned as a truth-or-dare moment for the Speaker: let the Epstein files see the light of day, or watch your own double life go public.

There has been no confirmation that the profile is real (and let’s be clear: it could very well be a troll). But the post lit up MAGA Twitter and Lefty TikTok alike. The reactions?
Some are calling for #GrindrGate. Others are dragging Johnson for “thou dost protest too much” vibes.

Regardless of the truth, the moment is dripping with irony—and it wouldn’t be the first time Johnson’s been caught in the crossfire between his anti-LBGTQ+ crusade and persistent rumors about his own sexuality.

🔥 The Queer Hypocrisy Files: Conversion Therapy, Anti-Gay Rants & Rumors That Won’t Die

Before he was Speaker, Mike Johnson was one of the most vocal anti-LBGTQ+ voices in America. He wasn’t just throwing stones from his glass house—he was building an entire glass cathedral of moral superiority.

As an attorney for the far-right Alliance Defending Freedom, he supported criminalizing gay sex and helped defend conversion therapy groups like Exodus International. His wife, Kelly Johnson, runs Onward Christian Counseling, which has published materials linking homosexuality to bestiality and incest. You know, the classic “Christian family values” grift.

Johnson has called same-sex marriage a “dark harbinger of chaos.” In a now-infamous radio interview, he admitted to doing “extensive studies of homosexual relationships” in college. This oddly specific detail launched a thousand memes (and a few uncomfortable questions).

So, when a Grindr profile allegedly linked to Johnson appeared in March 2025, people took notice. A TikTok user posted screenshots, suggesting that Johnson was using the app for discreet hookups. The post went viral before being “debunked” by fact-checkers… but the user claimed he was forced to take it down by the FBI. The whole saga smelled like a bad episode of Scandal.

Even after the “hoax” label, the Grindr rumor refused to die. On the podcast I’ve Had It, hosts Jennifer Welch and Angie Sullivan dissected Johnson’s fixation on gay sex, suggesting it was more projection than protection. One of them noted that Grindr went offline during the 2024 Republican National Convention in Milwaukee, joking that too many closeted conservatives had logged on at once.

Now, with this new viral threat and the Epstein vote looming, the speculation is back—and it’s louder than ever.

😳 The Porn-App Partner System: “Accountability” or Evangelical Overshare?

Let’s not forget Covenant Eyes, the evangelical porn-monitoring app Johnson uses with his son. Yep. That’s real, too. He got paid 20$ per signup, and he and his son used it to monitor each other’s porn use.

Back in 2022, Johnson revealed he and his then-17-year-old son were accountability partners on the app, which tracks online porn habits and sends weekly activity reports to a chosen confidant. Johnson’s explanation? “Living porn-free with confidence.”

The internet? Not having it.
Memes. Mockery. Deep, deep discomfort.
Nothing says “family values” like monitoring your teenage kid’s porn activity while pushing anti-LBGTQ+ policies and possibly hiding your own Grindr account.

🧩 The Adopted Son Mystery: Michael James and the Missing Family Album

And then there’s the final layer of weirdness: Johnson’s informally adopted Black son, Michael Tirrell James.

At 14, James was reportedly homeless when Johnson took him in. They never legally adopted him (because, Johnson says, the process was too “lengthy”), but he was raised alongside their biological kids. Johnson often uses this story to burnish his “I’m not racist” credentials—once suggesting that James could have ended up like George Floyd without his intervention.

But James’s adult life has been difficult. In 2023, he faced criminal charges related to drugs and theft. He has kept a low profile since Johnson became Speaker and reportedly asked to be left out of political narratives. Despite this, Johnson has continued to reference their story—with no updated photos, no visible relationship, and a whole lot of awkward questions from the public.

Some observers have asked, “Why no formal adoption?” Others whisper darker rumors involving youth ministries, mentorships, and evangelical secrecy. Nothing is confirmed, but again, the optics are terrible, especially for a guy who preaches moral absolutism.

⏳ Will Johnson Blink Before Wednesday?

So now we wait.

Will Mike Johnson risk the release of potentially fabricated but reputation-obliterating Grindr screenshots? Or will he finally let Adelita Grijalva be sworn in, giving Democrats the 218 signatures needed to unseal the Epstein files and potentially nuke the GOP from orbit?

Either way, Johnson’s world is unraveling in real time.
A world built on dogma, denial, and digital receipts.

Stay tuned. Politics just got FABULOUS!!!