BREAKING: US Threatens to Use Military Force Against Canada
US Ambassador To Canada Just Threatened To Attack Canada For The Last Time
January 28, 2025
Hello from Greenland.
When I got here four days ago, I didn’t think I’d have to deal with Minnesota and now Canada, but they’re all tied to the same thing. That thing is the fascist dictator president of the United States and his Cabal of low rent MAGA terrorists like the Canadian ambassador to Canada, Pete Hoekstra who just threatened to attack Canada if we don’t buy their f35’s.
AAANND, we’re not buying the F35’s so, there’s that.
Pete Hoekstra made it clear: Canada is expected to buy American fighter jets — the F-35 specifically — and if we don’t, there will be consequences. He didn’t bother disguising it as diplomacy. He floated Canadian airspace, security cooperation, and U.S. “concerns” in a way that left no ambiguity.
That’s not persuasion.
That’s coercion.
Pete Hoekstra is also a drunk MAGAT operative cosplaying as an ambassador.
That’s not diplomacy. That’s a threat.
And it landed exactly the way threats usually do in Canada: by hardening resolve and accelerating a breakup that was already underway.
Because here’s the part MAGA media still doesn’t seem to understand — Canada didn’t hesitate. Canada didn’t blink. Canada didn’t “capitulate after an aggressive phone call.” Canada quietly told Trump, his ambassador, and the U.S. military-industrial complex to fuck right off and carried on with a plan that removes American leverage from our defense future entirely.
This Was Never About a Jet
The F-35 isn’t just an aircraft. It’s a dependency system.
Buying it locks Canada into U.S. software control, U.S. maintenance approval, U.S. supply chains, and U.S. political goodwill. Every update, every repair, every operational decision flows through Washington. And that arrangement only works when the United States behaves like a stable ally.
Donald Trump’s America is not that.
So when Hoekstra decided to float the idea that Canada’s airspace and security posture might somehow become conditional on purchasing American jets, he wasn’t protecting the alliance — he was exposing exactly why Canada can’t afford to be militarily dependent on the United States anymore.
That threat didn’t scare Ottawa. It clarified things.
Canada’s Answer Was Final
The response from Canada wasn’t theatrical. It didn’t need to be. It was decisive.
There is zero chance Canada is buying F-35s.
Not later. Not after another review. Not if Trump calms down. Not if Fox News spins harder. Zero.
Because you don’t hand control of your air force to a country whose leadership casually fantasizes about punishing allies, rewriting trade reality, and using defense procurement as political leverage.
That’s not strategic partnership. That’s extortion with a flag on it.
The Real Pivot MAGA Didn’t See Coming
While Trump’s proxies were busy inventing stories about phone calls and surrender, Canada was doing something far more dangerous to American leverage: building sovereignty.
Canada is moving toward manufacturing Saab Gripen fighter jets domestically, inside Canada, with Canadian workers, Canadian control, and zero foreign vetoes. That means no software kill switches. No political approvals. No dependency on a White House that might wake up tomorrow in a tariff mood.
Gripen isn’t just an aircraft choice. It’s a statement.
Canada’s air force will answer to Canada.
At the same time, Ottawa signed a historic defense partnership with Europe — not as a backup plan, but as a strategic realignment. The message was unmistakable: Canada is diversifying its defense relationships because relying on one increasingly unstable superpower is no longer responsible governance.
That’s not anti-American. That’s adult.
The Fox News Lie Machine Went Into Overdrive
Predictably, the MAGA ecosystem couldn’t handle this. So it lied.
Fox News and paid Trump proxies pushed a ridiculous fantasy: that Mark Carney had been bullied by Trump, that Canada had backed out of trade deals with China, that an “aggressive call” had forced Ottawa to fold.
None of it happened.
Not one deal was cancelled. Not one position changed. Not one word of Carney’s Davos speech was walked back.
When asked directly, Carney’s response was as clear as it was devastating: he meant what he said then, and he still means it now. Full stop.
That wasn’t defiance for show. It was quiet confidence — the kind that only exists when you’ve already made your decision and moved on.
Believe Who You Want — But Choose Carefully
At this point, Canadians — and Americans watching from the sidelines — have a choice.
You can believe Donald Trump, a documented pathological liar who spent years pushing bleach cures, election conspiracies, and made-up enemies.
Or you can believe a leader widely regarded as one of the most credible economic voices in the democratic world, whose words align perfectly with his government’s actions.
Canada made its choice.
And judging by the volume of MAGA outrage, it was the right one.
This Is What a Geopolitical Divorce Looks Like
Hoekstra’s threat wasn’t a misstep. It was a tell.
It revealed how Trump’s America now views alliances: transactional, coercive, and conditional on obedience. Canada saw that clearly — and responded by reducing U.S. leverage across defense, trade, and security in one coordinated move.
No tantrums. No drama. Just a slow, deliberate turning of the page.
This isn’t about punishing the United States. It’s about protecting Canada.
And if Trump’s people are angry about it, that’s only because for the first time in a long time, their threats didn’t work.
Canada showed them the backside of 42 million citizens — and got back to building a future that doesn’t depend on American moods.





Good for Canada! Now let’s hope the EU and U.K. leaders start standing up more to the bullying orange blob and his minions! They are in great need of a decisive slap down.
Who can blame you. He is a lunatic.