Career Banker vs. Career Wanker: Canada Calls ‘F*ck Trump’ Election That Will Decide If We’re a Country or America’s 51st State

This isn’t left vs. right — it’s grown-up leadership vs. populist cosplay. Pick a side, Canada.

A Nation at a Crossroads

Canada stands on the precipice of a pivotal election that will define its trajectory in an increasingly tumultuous global landscape. Prime Minister Mark Carney has called for a federal election on April 28, seeking a mandate to confront escalating threats from U.S. President Donald Trump, who has imposed punitive tariffs and made…