March 13, 2026
Lev Parnas has been right about Michael Cohen for a long time. He said so. We all kind of knew it. And this week, Cohen confirmed every single thing Lev warned us about — by announcing a podcast with Laura Loomer.
Yes. That Laura Loomer. JIGSAW herself.
Let’s go.
1️⃣ THE COHEN HEEL TURN IS COMPLETE
Michael Cohen — the guy who went to prison for Trump, wrote the books, built a Substack, became a liberal media darling, and cried on camera for three years — has officially crawled back to TrumPland.
His chosen re-entry vehicle? A podcast with Laura Loomer. A woman who was banned from so many platforms she had to run for Congress to get attention again.
But here’s where it gets nasty: Cohen didn’t just quietly slink back. He went scorched earth on the way out, blaming Lev Parnas, myself, Ellie Leonard, and Zev Shalev for the collapse of his Substack audience and subscriber base.
LOLZ.
Let’s be precise about what actually happened. Ellie Leonard reported — based on sourced information — that Cohen had been willing to trade information Trump gave him about Epstein for a reduced prison sentence. That’s not a smear. That’s journalism. And it landed because it rang true to people who had been watching Cohen closely.
Cohen also has questions to answer about lying regarding attempts to pay off minors allegedly abused by Trump. These aren’t small allegations. These are the kinds of things that destroy credibility — which is probably why his Substack imploded. We didn’t do that to him. He did that to himself.
Lev’s read on all of this was surgical: Cohen has never stopped wanting to be in Trump’s orbit. The anti-Trump media career was always a means to an end — a way to stay relevant, monetize his infamy, and maybe — maybe — earn enough public goodwill to eventually angle for a pardon.
Lev detailed private conversations he had with Michael Cohen where Cohen made no secret of his desire to get back in. He wants money. He wants relevance. He wants to lick Trump’s boots again. And now he’s teaming up with the human equivalent of a Telegram conspiracy channel to do it.
Lev was right. Again.
2️⃣ GABBARD DELIVERS MADURO AN ULTIMATUM — FROM TRUMP
This one came straight from Lev’s sources, and it is wild.
Tulsi Gabbard has been meeting with Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro — and the message she delivered was not subtle. Trump, through Gabbard, has handed Maduro exactly two choices:
Option A: Go along with Big Lie Number 2 — publicly support the narrative that Maduro’s Venezuela helped interfere in the 2020 and 2024 U.S. elections on behalf of Biden and the Democrats.
Option B: Spend the rest of your life in a federal Supermax prison.
That’s the offer. That’s it. No third door. You corroborate Trump’s political mythology, or you rot in a cell.
This is the Trump foreign policy doctrine in its purest form: manufactured evidence or manufactured misery. And Gabbard — a former Democratic congresswoman who is now apparently the administration’s preferred envoy for authoritarian outreach — is the delivery mechanism.
The fact that they’re asking Maduro, of all people, to vouch for election interference claims tells you everything about how desperate and how cynical this whole operation is.
3️⃣ TRUMP IS SECRETLY BEGGING IRAN TO STOP THE WAR HE STARTED
This broke today at DeanBlundell.Substack.com and we walked Lev through it live.
Here’s the situation, and yes, we have receipts:
Trump is simultaneously:
Publicly threatening to wipe Iran off the face of the earth
Privately begging Iran to stop the war
Privately begging Israel to stop the war
All at the same time. Behind closed doors. While beating his chest in public.
This is not strategy. This is panic. The man who greenlit strikes on Iran is now quietly passing messages through back channels asking everyone to please, please stop — while his public posture remains maximum aggression.
The gap between the performance and the reality is the whole story. And we’re covering it.
🗳️ LEV IS RUNNING FOR CONGRESS IN FLORIDA
Before you go: Lev Parnas is running for Congress in Florida and he needs your support.
He’s been right about Cohen. He’s been right about Trump. He was right about all of it before almost anyone else was willing to say it out loud — and he said it under oath, at personal cost, when it mattered.
If you want someone in Congress who actually tells the truth?
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