PM MARK CARNEY CUTS TIES WITH AMERICA
ELON MUSK'S CHINESE SPACE DADDY EXPOSED
MIKE JOHNSON ON GRINDR GIVING BIBLICAL BLOWJOBS?
TOP HEADLINES WE’RE UNPACKING:
Mark Carney Cuts Ties With America. Officially – Canada’s new PM just dropped the hammer in a stunning press conference: “America is no longer a trusted partner.” Translation? Canada’s breaking up with its toxic, Trump-sucking, theocratic neighbor to the south. No more NORAD cuddles. No more pipeline sweet talk. Just pure diplomatic ghosting.
Elon Musk’s CCP-Powered Space Boner – Zev’s got the receipts. Like, actual foreign intelligence drops tying SpaceX money to Chinese shadow funds. Elon’s rocket fuel might be “Made in Beijing,” and we’re all just pawns in his intergalactic grift. Freeland was right. Again.
House Speaker Mike “BibleThumper” Johnson EXPOSED on Grindr?! – Conservative America’s anti-LGBTQ crusader caught allegedly offering blowjobs to strangers on the world’s gayest hookup app. The hypocrisy is thicker than his… sermons. We’re not kink-shaming. We’re hypocrisy-shaming.
WHERE TO FIND ZEV & DEAN:
🧠 Zev Shalev on Substack: narativ.substack.com
🐦 Zev on Twitter/X: @ZevShalev
🎙️ Dean Blundell on Substack: deanblundell.substack.com
🐦 Dean on Twitter/X: DeanBlundell.Substack.com
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