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Trump Appoints Wellness Influencer Who Makes Her Own Ozempic As America's Next US Surgeon General

Trump Appoints Wellness Influencer Who Makes Her Own Ozempic As America's Next US Surgeon General

From "Manifesting" a husband while high on shrooms, to selling fake wellness remedies, Trump's pick to be America's next top doctor seems to be a perfect fit. LOLZ.

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Title: The Absurd Appointment of Casey Means as U.S. Surgeon General: A Wellness Influencer with No License Takes the Helm.

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In an announcment that flew under the radar because of all the other crazy shit, President Donald Trump announc…

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