Trump Now Wants Canada to Pay "71 BILLION" For His Fake Space Monster Golden Missile Dome in Latest (Hilarious) Threat.

Trump’s G7 Meltdown Ends in Delusion, Wacky Dome Threats, and Desperate Gaslighting Because Shitler's Got NUTHIN'

After being diplomatically rebuked by every major world leader at the G7 summit in Alberta, Donald Trump left early, skipped meetings with Volodymyr Zelenskyy, and was rebuked by every G7 head of state.

He then did what he always does when he loses: he lied and threatened Canada with those lies. Again. Bhah Blah Blah

This time? He invented a fantasy ending where Canada is "considering" joining his totally unworkable, fiscally absurd, golden-plated Missile Dome™ system—the one where we either pay $71 billion (up from $61 billion just two weeks ago) or “get it for free” if we agree to become America’s 51st state.

Spoiler:
Canada is not “considering” anything.
Canada is laughing. We haven’t stopped laughing for months now.

Trust me.

Trump’s Big Fat Golden Fantasy

Here’s what Trump claimed on Truth Social after bailing from the G7 before Zelenskyy even landed:

He didn’t stop there. He told reporters on Air Force One that Canada is "getting a much better deal" and that "it’s up to them" — as if we’re actually debating whether or not we want to pay for his ballistic boondoggle or just throw our Constitution in the shredder and become a red state with universal gun rights and rolling ICE checkpoints

What Actually Happened at the G7?

Canada and the rest of the member states told him to kick rocks.

According to reporting in The Toronto Star, Canadian officials made it clear weeks ago that any discussion of a “Golden Dome” was contingent on resolving existing trade disputes first.

Which, in diplomatic speak, translates to:

“That’s adorable. We’ll get back to you never.”

In fact, The Star notes the Golden Dome never came up at the G7. Trump’s entire sales pitch — that Canada was on the brink of joining his glittery Star Wars-inspired defense dome — was cooked up after he left Alberta in disgrace.

“Canadian officials made clear to Trump in past discussions that they would address the 'Golden Dome' concept only after resolving existing trade disputes. But the topic didn’t come up at this summit, sources said.” — Toronto Star, June 17, 2025

Why Did He Lie?

Because everyone said no. Loudly. And to his face. So now his feelings are hurt, and he’s embarrassed, so he has to pretend he’s a big tough guy who gets to boss world leaders around. He’s not. He’s a paper tiger and a performative tough guy because TACO - Trump Always Chickens Out.

Let’s run down the hits:

• France’s Emmanuel Macron threw shade immediately after Trump left early, saying he’d gone to work on “a ceasefire.” Trump, furious, rage-posted that Macron was a “publicity seeker” and “always gets it wrong.”

• Germany’s Friedrich Merz publicly stated there would be “no solutions” to Trump’s trade tantrums, refusing to let him bully his way to a G7 win.

• Italy’s Giorgia Meloni, whom Trump probably assumed would back him, didn’t take the bait and refused to back any of his agenda.

• UK PM Keir Starmer helped finalize trade language with Trump but joined the other G7 leaders (minus Trump) in a closed-door session with Zelenskyy the moment Trump fled.

• Japan’s Kishida (or more accurately, his incoming successor) echoed the same—thanks, but no thanks.

• Mark Carney stood firm, stepping in multiple times to shut down Trump’s incoherent rants and literally redirect the meeting. Carney has already told Trump face to face that Canada is not for sale.

If that sounds like isolation and humiliation... It’s because that’s exactly what it was.

This Is Why He Left Early

The disheveled and sickly looking Trump bailed from the summit the night before the final roundtable with Zelenskyy and Mexico’s President Sheinbaum, skipping out on:

• Final talks on Ukraine support

• Any live confrontation with Zelenskyy

• The unified G7 message that “Iran must never get nuclear weapons”

• An entire day's worth of actual diplomacy

Instead, Trump rage-boarded Air Force One, declared that he was “working on bigger things,” and promptly started s**t-posting on Truth Social from 35,000 feet while getting his catheter and diaper changed out. And no, I’m not kidding.

What’s Actually Behind the “Golden Dome”?

Trump’s imaginary anti-missile system would cost hundreds of billions of dollars, according to defense analysts, and doesn’t exist in any operational form. Not only that:

• The price keeps changing — from $61B to $71B in two weeks

• No U.S. allies are signing on — not the UK, not Japan, not Italy, and sure as hell not Canada

• It’s a glorified bribe — "join us or pay us," says the man who once ran a fake university

It’s less “missile defense,” more geopolitical timeshare scam.

Canada’s Response: Polite, Clear, and Ice Cold

After Trump’s bizarre “they’re considering it!” claim, the Prime Minister’s Office didn’t waste words:

“Canada is an independent, sovereign nation, and it will remain one.”

And Bob Rae, Canada’s UN ambassador, summed it up best:

“In another context, this would be called a protection racket.”

Translation: We’re not interested in your $71B pay-to-play defense scheme, and we’re definitely not trading maple syrup, health care, and functioning democracy for a zip code in Trump’s empire of delusion.

We’ve only said it 20 times. And HE knows. He just can’t stop pretending he doesn’t, even though we ALL know. Only serial killers have that trait, btw.

Why It Matters

This wasn’t just a tantrum. It was a test of democratic alliances, international unity, and whether any world leader would entertain a would-be autocrat trying to extort allies with security threats.

They didn’t. Canada didn’t. G7 leaders not named Trump CLEARLY know he’s a fraud and will CLEARLY continue to laugh at him behind his back when he launches threats that don’t mean anything and never did. He’s a joke and the entire free world and our world leaders are in on it.

Canada stopped panicking or taking this drug addled, anti-social, narcissistic dementia patient seriously three months ago.

Trump tried to rewrite the story after the fact, inventing an imaginary Canadian interest in his missile dome fantasy because the reality—that everyone laughed him out of Alberta—was too humiliating to accept.

But we saw it.
We hosted it.
We took his call and said:

“That’s cute. Bye.”

Trump is that unwell ex who can’t take a hint.

We’re not interested in anything you’re selling, Donald because you’re not selling anything other that pure, unadulterated, BULLSHIT.

- Canada