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Trump’s Pathetic 2028 Merch Ploy: A Conman’s Last Stand

Trump’s Pathetic 2028 Merch Ploy: A Conman’s Last Stand

Barred from a third term, Trump’s peddling "Trump 2028" gear in a desperate bid to bankroll his crumbling empire.

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Apr 25, 2025
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Donald Trump is selling "Trump 2028" merchandise, featuring items like hats priced at $45 and shirts at $30. These products, adorned with the slogan "Rewrite the Rules," are the soft launch to Trump’s ongoing effort to stay out of prison provided the fat fuck doesn’t die before his term is up. Despite the U.S. Constitution’s 22nd Amendment, which limits…

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