Trump’s Tariffs Tank America While He Lies About His Handicap

Seniors Lose Billions, Tech Giants Bleed, and He’s Too Busy Winning Rigged Club Championships

Well, congratulations, America. You wanted a wrecking ball, and you got one. The U.S. economy is a smoking ruin, bleeding out, and Donald J. Trump—our spray-tanned Nero—is fiddling with his putter while the flames lick the skyline. The Dow’s a rollercoaster in freefall, the S&P’s shedding value like a molting snake, and seniors are staring at retirement…