VIDEO: Trump Bent The Knee to Canadian PM Mark Carney Today. Again.

Mark Carney played Trump like a fiddle in another embarrassing, rambling Oval Office performance

May 6, 2025

Well, it finally happened, and it was spectacular.

On May 6, 2025, Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney walked into the Oval Office and what followed was less a meeting of world leaders and more a surreal geopolitical improv show — with Carney calmly defending Canadian sovereignty while Trump hosted a one-man rambling bullshit festival while Capiutlating fully to Canada’s new Prime Minister and the Country he’s been threatening with a “Forcible Takeover” for three months.

Trump was demure, incoherant, and deferential to Carney. The 51st state bluster was replaced with ass licking comments like “it takes two to tango” and “I love Canada.” The old “Canada has nothing and it’s not a real country” rhetoric was replaced with “I just want to be friends with Canada” because Trump and his regime are dying a slow death thanks to Canada.

Let’s break it down.

Trump Attacks Before the Handshake

Just five minutes before the meeting, Trump fired off a now-notorious Truth Social/X post. It was textbook Trump: full of lies about Carney, false claims of trade imbalancecourseunhinged accusations about Canada freeloading off the U.S.

If he thought it would rattle Carney, he was wrong. Not only did Trump not address his claim that Canada freeloads off the United States, he spent the next hour begging Canada for friendship, rambling about China, the Houthis, Gavin Newscum, Water, Big Boats, while dipping in to Kiss Carney’s ass.

Trump’s Glowing Endorsement of Carney

Trump started by congratulating Carney, then took credit for Carney’s win.

Because, of Course, he did.

He also rambled about 24 Carat Gold and pimped the new oval office before rambling

Then, in a few short breaths, he:

• Declared both nations “want the same thing”

• Rambled about the Houthis not wanting to fight anymore

• Teased a “very important secret announcement”

• Name-dropped Wayne Gretzky and Alexander Ovechkin

• Complained about Obama’s library being built by "DEI people"

• Took a swipe at Gavin “Newscum” and his train project

• Claimed America is a “super luxury store” for trade

It was like watching a karaoke version of diplomacy performed by a man who thinks foreign policy is a timeshare pitch.

Enter Carney: Calm, Diplomatic, and Devastating

Carney remained composed, even cracked a joke or two. He praised Trump’s global security ambitions and nodded to his “transformative presidency.” Diplomatic grease? Yes. Effective? Absolutely. But if you missed it, Carney wasn’t lauding praise on Trump. He called Trump “Transformative” in terms of the economy, global security, and leadership, which has led to Canada’s own transformation. Like saying “thanks for sucking so hard at being POTUS because you’re destroying your country, we’re transforming ours with other countries you’re trying to hose.”

Watch:

LOL.

Morons like Viva Frei and Trump ball washers like Catturd framed Carney’s comments as if he was praising Trump. Liste closely to what Mark Carney said and how he said it.

“You are a transformational President” wasn’t a compliment.

“Securing your borders and ending the scourge of fentanyl” was a platitude to make Trump think Carney gives a shit.

“Securing the world” Wasn’t a compliment either - because Trump is helping “secure the world by uniting the free world against Trump.

“I’ve been elected to transform Canada with a similar focus on Canada with a much greater focus on security.”

Carney played Trump from the beginning in a way that Trump didn;t clue in because he was laser focused on making sure this didn’t go off the rails.

Then he dropped the hammer:

“Some real estate is never for sale. Canada is not for sale and never will be.”

Carney did something in this moment that will go down as one of the greatest moments in Canadian diplomatic history. He put Canada’s soverienghty into language a sixth grader (and Trump) had to agree with on National Television for the world to see.

“if I May, as you know from real estate there are some places that are never for sale, (buckingham palace and the White House, I met with the owners of Canada over the past several weeks, it’s not for sale and wont be for sale ever.”

The kicker? Carney’s admission that Canada is interested in a “step change” in our investment in Cansdian security and our partnership that “President has revitalized international security”

Again, not a compliment. it was an indictment and a message: Canada’s old relationship with the US is over and we’re doing this shit ourselves.

This was Canadian sovereignty 101, taught in real time to a former reality show host. Carney’s handling of Trump’s 51st-state rhetoric was cutthroat, direct, and funny.

Like when Trump said, “Never say never,” and Carney responded with about 10 “nevers” in a row.

Trump, visibly spiraling, ranted for nearly seven uninterrupted minutes about:

• $9 trillion in imaginary tariff gains

• A mystery Apple plant is being built “because of me.”

• India dropping tariffs “to zero”

• Big ships turning around in the ocean

He never named companies, countries, or policies clearly. Instead, he repeatedly complained that America was being “ripped off” and that trade deals were unnecessary unless he was the one writing the price tag.

Carney, straight-backed and unimpressed, calmly corrected the record:

“The USMCA is the basis for broader negotiations. But Canada isn’t here to make a deal today.”

rump then went on a tangent about not having signed any deals saying he’s just gonna start forcing countries to do deals with the US like America is a “Super Luxury Store”.
Riiiiggghht.

'“A store that has the goods” LOLOL

Trump then said he could do 25 deals right now (sitting next to Carney, who smiled and smirked because he knew Trump was lying), but wants people to stop asking about the deals until he shows up with 100 deals.

He;s got nothing. He lost and he knows he’s sitting next to the leader of the free world.

Carney’s Red Lines: No Statehood, No Capitulation

When the 51st state fantasy came up again, Trump bizarrely mused about how artistic he is and how the border is “artificial.” Carney shut it down — again.

“Canada’s view of sovereignty will never change.”

He thanked Trump for his “encouragement” to build up Canada’s military (more backhanded praise), but made it clear: Canada isn’t joining America, and isn’t interested in being “taken care of.” We’ll take care of ourselves.

The funniest moment of the Carney/Trump Presser was probably when a reporter asked Trump what concessions he wanted from Canada.

His response? “Friendship. I want to be friends with Canada.”

Trump spent the past three months courseaging Canada, disparaging the people of Canada, and Canadian workers, but when he sits across the table, he wants to be friends?

Despite that not being a concession, it was a total white flag. Trump knows he can’t beat or intimidate Canada into anything, and knows his approval numbers are worse in Canada than they are in the US, and his numbers in the US are in the TOILET.

Conclusion: Canada Doesn’t Dance to MAGA’s Tune

Trump came in ready to dominate the narrative. Carney left having reset it entirely.

• Canada reaffirmed its independence and strength

• Trump conceded more than he likely intended

• No deals were made — because Canada didn’t need one

Mark Carney showed up in Washington not as a junior partner, but as the leader of a sovereign nation charting its own course in a post-American world.

And in doing so, he put the final nail in Trump’s annexation fantasy I’m just sorry Mark had to sit through the rest of the bullshit.

And Canada’s tariffs against the US aren;t going anywhere for four years.

Get Rid of Trump and then we’ll talk.

Canada chose the right man at the right time and Donald Trump didn’t know if he should shit or shine his shoes today.

“We The North” are in charge now. And Carney knows it.

So do we.