Video: Trump Drops F-Bomb On Live TV After Israel Broke Trump's Imaginary "Forever" Ceasefire. LOL.
From all-caps peace declarations to cursing out Israel on the White House lawn, Trump’s diplomatic cosplay hit maximum chaos.
Donnie Diddler’s last 24 hours have been manic even by his INSANE measuring stick.
After posting 30-plus Truth Social Posts (literally all night long), Trump lost his marbles on the white house lawn this morning before leaving to steal more money from Americans while instigating World War III.
After a MANIC all-night social media binge, Trump promised that a ceasefire had been reached between Iran and Israel (in a deal brokered exclusively by him) on Truth Social, Israel struck Iran with dozens of ballistic missiles and drones.
He quite literally couldn’t believe Israel and Iran didn’t read or abide by his Social Media Posts and said “Israel and Iran…don’t know what the fuck they’re doing.”
Beyond Parody.
Short(er) version for fun:
Scene One: From Nuclear War to Peace Prophet
Just hours before his ceasefire fanfiction began, Trump had bragged about obliterating Iranian nuclear sites. Yes, really. Bombs were dropped. Missiles were launched. And then, after Iran fired a few retaliatory rockets (with advanced notice, Trump proudly noted), he declared it all over.
“They’ve gotten it all out of their ‘system,’ and there will, hopefully, be no further HATE.” — Trump, June 23, 2025
Nothing says "de-escalation" like scare quotes around emotional trauma.
Trump then posted a bizarre thank-you note to Iran—for not killing any Americans in their retaliation—and announced he’d be encouraging Israel to also seek peace and harmony. So far, no good.
Shortly after midnight on June 24, Trump took to Truth Social to declare victory:
“THE CEASEFIRE IS NOW IN EFFECT. PLEASE DO NOT VIOLATE IT!”
Signed, in case anyone forgot, by:
“DONALD J. TRUMP, PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!”
The vibes were less 'presidential statement' and more late-night HOA email from your angry neighbor. It wasn’t even clear if either Israel or Iran agreed to anything. But no matter—Trump said it, so it must be true.
Then came the post declaring that both Israel and Iran came to him (personally, of course) to say “PEACE!” and that their future was now filled with "LOVE, PEACE AND PROSPERITY." Also, God bless you both!
That’s when Israel, “More bombs than I’ve ever seen before,” according to Trump, absolutely attacked Iran, almost like Israel didn’t read about Trump’s Truth Social ceasefire.
It turns out, Truth Social Ceasefires don’t work.
So for good measure, he pivoted, promising China cheap Iranian oil…
…told everyone he’s “watching” to make sure “everyone” keeps Oil prices down…
…then threatened Russia with Nuclear war.
Quite the 24 hours.
The Ceasefire That Made Everyone Dumber
Trump’s 24-hour detour into high-stakes diplomacy reads less like a serious foreign policy initiative and more like the world’s most dangerous improv show. One where the host yells at fighter jets, praises nuclear weapons, and begs oil traders (everyone) not to make him look bad.
He looked tough on the lawn this morning, though. He was dying to say “fuck” on live TV today and to walk slowly toward that chopper like the diaper/catheter wearing ganstga he thinks he is.
That’s all that matters.
When you remember that he’s dumb and mean and lies all the time, it all makes sense.
We have the classiest PO💩 president in the White House . He deserves the Nobel Scumbag Prize!
I highly doubt this is the only time we’ll hear 🌮 use the words”fuck” and other so called “forbidden” words. He seems to be losing quickly his grasp at reality.
Expect “kike”, “spic”, and all the other forbidden words to emerge, unbidden, from his mouth. Awful man.