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James Gosling's avatar

I’m feeling the urge to buy some of these and glue them inside men’s urinals. Down low, for target practice.

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Ronald P YYZ's avatar

Just curious, are the pins made in China?

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LindyLoo's avatar

Another egomaniac prank. These dimwits who wear those ugly pins are displaying their loyalty to the king and also showing everyone how absolutely disgusting they are. What are the sycophants going to do when their reign comes crashing down? I'm sure our tax dollars paid for those pins!

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John Maton's avatar

Next it will The Little Red Book of the Dear Leader’s favourite speeches or quotations from them

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FfsBoise's avatar

He'll just point to the Bible and state that YHWH actually is Hebrew for "Trump".

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John Maton's avatar

Yes obviously

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Sara Robinson's avatar

Congress members cannot ditch their lapel pins. These pins are their security access badges to the chamber floor, and to many other members-only areas of the Capitol. Each badge is individually numbered (and, IIRC, chipped), so the Capitol Police can track their comings and goings.

New pins are issued to all members with great ceremony at the start of every Congress. You literally, physically, don't get anywhere on Capitol Hill unless you're wearing that's session's current pin.

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ADHD Academic's avatar

This is a joke right? … right? …

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Dean Blundell's avatar

It’s very real. That’s the director of the FCC.

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Laurie Aughenbaugh's avatar

Hey Dean, I’m sorry! I see the story is still unfolding. You’ve got the scoop!

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Laurie Aughenbaugh's avatar

Yes! It’s not real!

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Encode's avatar

Time to don paper clips!!!

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Alice B Toklas's avatar

Hey Dean, I wanted to take advantage of buying a lifetime membership for the price of a one-year plan, but when click to go there it still says it’s $150. How do I get the discount?

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