Trump Tried to Extort Canada Today With 35% Tariffs, Because Prime Minister Mark Carney Keeps Telling Him to Get Bent 🇨🇦

Inside the Week Trump Got Neutered by Canada’s PM, Who Quietly and Repeatedly Said “No Way, Bud.”

If you’re one of those unfortunate souls who believe anything that comes out of Pedophile/Rapist/Felon Donald Trump’s mouth, then you believed him today when he said, "We haven't had a lot of luck with Canada. I think Canada could be one where they just pay tariffs. It's not really a negotiation." He also said, “We haven’t been focused on it.” LOLZ.

Trump Threw a Tantrum Today Because Carney Refuses to Let Trump Extort Canadians

In a stunning and absolutely predictable display of rage, former-president-turned-tariff-tyrant Donald J. Trump declared today that he is “done negotiating” with Canada. Why? Because Prime Minister Mark Carney refused to pay what sources are calling a “one-time loyalty fee” to the United States for the privilege of… trading with the U.S. Yep, Trump wanted a bribe—excuse me, a "one-time payment”—in exchange for vaguely defined tariff exemptions.

Instead of playing ball, Carney played Canada’s favorite move: the long, quiet, polite NO.

“We will not do any deal that compromises Canada’s economic sovereignty or national security.”

—Mark Carney, over and over again.

Today’s 35% tariff threat from Trump was less about policy and more about petulance—a weak, egomaniacal response from a man outsmarted by a leader who doesn’t tweet threats but quietly builds a legacy. According to sources, Team Canada, led by Mark Carney, has “politely” told the Trump Regime, and Trump himself, to effectively fuck off numerous times over the past few months.

Trump has tried to rattle Carney with his recent 35% across-the-board tariffs to get Carney to capitulate to several of Trump’s extortionist policies that range from a one-time 8-9 figure payment to the Trump regime to being given free rein to purchase Canadian Crown Corps, national resources, land, bank’s and complete fealty to America’s military industrial complex.

At every turn, with every threat, and every lopsided proposal that gave Trump’s America the upper hand on the backs of hard-working Canadians, our sovereignty and national security, Mark Carney and Team Canada’s response has been…

“Tough and Nasty”? That’s Right, We Are—When You Come For Our Country

Trump tried to paint Canada as “tough and nasty.” We are. We’ll be (kinda) nice about it, but when it comes to defending our economy, our values, and our sovereignty from an illiterate orange-faced rapist/felon running from the Epstein Files who wants to treat allies like enemies and run global trade like a mob shakedown? You’re damn right we are.

Carney has been preparing for this exact showdown since January. While Trump and his cadre of unqualified conmen barked demands, Carney has been:

• Finalizing The Bypass America Deal with Mexico;

• Locking in comprehensive trade and security deals with the EU, Japan, and the EU

• Building an interprovincial consensus to launch Canada’s Energy and Transportation Sovereignty Corridor, connecting all provinces and territories—no American permission slip required, protecting Canada’s Steel, softwood Lumber, and natural resource industries.

This isn’t just trade diversification. This is economic independence from a collapsing empire run by an indicted narcissist who thinks tariffs are tweets.

What Really Happened Behind Closed Doors

Multiple sources close to Carney’s camp say Trump has been pestering Ottawa with a revolving list of extortion-lite “offers”: pay up now and get tariff relief… for a price. These would be private payments disguised as “deal costs,” allegedly to benefit Trump-aligned interests and select U.S. firms.

Carney’s answer?

This week, after yet another rejected backchannel demand from Trumpworld, Trump snapped—issuing his now infamous “we’re done negotiating” statement, along with a threat to slap 35% across-the-board tariffs on Canada.

There are two problems:

• Trump just admitted he hasn’t “spent much time on it” despite saying he can’t get anything done with Canada. (I laughed typing this, btw)

Carney’s already prepared for this outcome and told premiers to expect it months ago. So, he met with Canada’s premiers this week, and they hammered out a plan to enrich Canada, build infrastructure to sell our world-beating natural resources to anyone but Trump, and he did it in one day.

The Canadian government is reportedly moving to retaliate through coordinated WTO filings, a “buy Canadian” subsidy expansion, and increased tariffs on U.S. agricultural and luxury goods, specifically targeting districts that supported Trump.

Tariff Trump: The Dumbest Negotiator on Earth

Trump’s economic strategy is to throw tantrums until someone wires him a bribe or caves out of fear. But Carney is a central banker. He doesn’t blink. He builds.

This wasn’t a negotiation. It was a shakedown attempt. And Trump, once again, failed.

“Trump doesn’t understand trade. He understands leverage. And Carney just took all of it away.”

—Senior Canadian Diplomatic Official

Trump’s threats will likely fade by next week, as they always do. But the damage is done. Every time he opens his mouth, Canada’s resolve to stand tall, united, and free from U.S. economic blackmail only strengthens.

Why Carney Isn’t Saying the Quiet Part Loud

He has told us what’s going on. When he says:

• “We won’t sacrifice Canada’s sovereignty,” and

• “We are building new partnerships that make Canada stronger,”

…he’s speaking in the careful, coded language of a statesman who knows his adversary lacks both strategy and sanity. He doesn’t negotiate in public. No master negotiator with a doctorate in economics does.

So while Trump yells nonsense about “35% tariffs” and losing patience with Canada, Carney’s out here signing trade compacts, building internal infrastructure, and ensuring Canada will never again be vulnerable to a foreign dictator in face paint.

Final Word: “No Way, Eh.”

This week, Trump threatened Canada. And Canada, through its calm and competent leader, replied with a gentle but firm: “Get bent.”

Expect Trump to retreat. Expect more noise. But know this: the old playbook doesn’t work anymore. The world sees Trump for what he is.

And Mark Carney? He’s not just Prime Minister. He’s Trump’s new Canadian Daddy. Get used to it. And never believe a word out of the mouth of America’s rapist in chief.

He‘s busy trying to hide 30 years of financial crimes and sexual assault to tell the truth.

Good talk.